CHAPTER 1: SNAKES ON A STAGE Nomi had no problem getting naked in front of the crowd; It was the snakes that bothered her. Beneath her feet two dozen snakes appeared. A less devoted stripper might lose their rhythm, but she was a pro. Using her dancing skills she managed to gracefully high step and […]
Read more "Showgirls and Aliens: First Chapter"The opportunities for bad scientists has never been better. Not just in the writing field, although there are many historical dramas that shed light onto what playlists Spartacus had on his ipod when fighting the Romans. The cable news networks also require many bad scientists to research the effects of the Bowling Green Massacre, explain […]
Read more "Why be a Bad Scientist?"“I don’t take reviews very seriously, but in their totality I think they are representative of how the audience feels, and of what their reaction is. There’s always one guy who doesn’t get it.” David Zucker. When I look at the reviews of my books from the “guy who doesn’t get it”, it gets me […]
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Read more "Latest Interview"Four Short Stories that blend science fiction and horror. I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN’T THERE: A man decides to to keep his friends close and his enemies closer until he can remove them from space-time. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU: A childish prank dooms mankind to slavery. CONJUNCTION: An astronaut believes that his […]
Read more "I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN’T THERE"Brian is perfectly happy delivering pizza to incompetent devil worshipers, lustful demons, show tune singing vampires, possessed little girls who love riddles, and over-affectionate houseplants. His life gets even better when a time traveling babe he rescues tells him they will be lovers in the future. But his carefree life is destroyed when aliens bent […]
Read more "An Extra Topping of Horror"A fast fun story about Reptiles vs. Strippers. Alien Reptiles enslave humanity and nothing can stop them. Nothing except a drug using stripper named Nomi. Strippers have to deal with some strange customers, but two powerful, man-sized Reptiles was a first for Nomi. Unfortunately they liked her act too much. Now the feisty stripper has […]
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